Do you feel stalked by your dentist?

Great, you answered "No, my dentist is very nice. Last time, he even gave me a filling that blinks and beeps!".

See here what other people have answered:

  • I haven’t been at the dentist’s for years. They’re reptilian shape-shifters bent on subjugating humanity!
  • No, but I’m suspicious of his probes. I mean, they’re not supposed to go in the ear, are they?
  • No, my dentist is very nice. Last time, he even gave me a filling that blinks and beeps!
  • Yes. He’s looking through my window right now.
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Interesting fact:

Given all the evidence, it’s more likely that, after getting hit by lightning thirteen consecutive times, you win the lottery every weekend than it is for you to be abducted by little green or grey men. Unless, of course, you put some effort into it: go and butter yourself up, then add salt, pepper and marjoram. The full recipe can be found in “How to Serve Man”.

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