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Unbeknownst to the wolf, Hipster Lumberjack has witnessed the whole thing! We don’t know why he was peeping in an old lady’s window, but never mind. He promptly chops open the Big Bad Wolf and frees a slightly digested but still living Little Red.

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Interesting fact:

We imagine Little Red would be in a truly revolting condition having been literally swallowed alive by a wolf. It does raise questions though doesn’t it. Why didn’t the wolf chew? How long can a girl survive in a wolf stomach? How bad must it smell down there? It doesn’t bear thinking about!

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